Reasons Neville is a BAMF →
(via definitely—maybe) 1. The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom. 2. When Harry and Ginny’s children were conceived, Ginny was thinking of Neville. So was Harry. 3. Voldemort didn’t…
Reason #4353453 why I wouldn't last in the... →
darkmarkian: I know that Avada Kedavra is all ~*~unforgivable and shit. But that wouldn’t stop me from using it. Ever. “THERE’S A BEE NEAR YOUR HEAD.” “THERE’S A SPIDER IN HERE ON THE WALL.” “THERE’S A FLY IN HERE AND IT WON’T GTFO.” “THERE’S THIS ONE BITCH WHO KEEPS TALKING AT ME.” “THERE’S THIS ONE PERSON WHO’S MY BOSS.” “THERE’S THIS ONE PERSON WHO’S MY DAD.” ...
holymotherofhnng: Fred: How you feeling, Georgie? George: Saint-like Fred: Come again? George: I’m holey, I’m holey, Fred, you geddit? Fred: The whole wide word of ear related humor and you go for, “I’m holey”? That’s pathetic. George: Reckon I’m still better looking than you!
Life is a question of nerves, and fibres, and slowly built-up cells in which...– ~ ‘The Picture of Dorian Gray’, Oscar Wilde